careless whimper
A man just invented a gun that can be heard from the moon when shot.
Chili
ive devised a new spell that turns the haters into dickriders - its called time
oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that
“bloodlust” is such a great word it’s like someone saw the word bloodthirsty and was like “hmm not horny enough”
ALT
ALT
people in the 1530s: hey guys hit that like button if you think spilling blood is… kinda hot
people in 1847: BLOOD MAKES MY DICK HARD!!!!!! #BLOODLUST
wikihow is asking me to pay to find out if driving a car is scary
pouring wet cement through a metal strainer and cool fresh water flows out the bottom while miniature horses start clumping up inside the strainer
Death is a natural part of life. Not your death though. Your death is gonna be super fucked up.
